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I know its Chinese New Year, but that does not mean that one can just forgo simple fashion rules. For the sake of my eyesight and to avoid the questioning of your sanity, here are some rules that you should follow. And this not only applies to this festive season but 365 days a year, some people I have seen need to enlarge these five rules, print them out and use them as wallpaper around their house just so they won’t forget.

1. Thou shalt not wear open toed shoes with sheer stockings. Srsly. 

2. Thou shalt not wear transparent bra straps. (BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT TRANSPARENT!)

3. Thou shalt accentuate only one part of your face at one time – choose either eyes, cheeks or lips, never more then one at a time, unless you are a wayang actor.

4. Thou shalt not wear mini skirts/shorts/dresses unless thy legs resemble Gisele’s. Fatty fat fat cow. 

5. Thou shalt not wear more then 3 colours in an outfit. Its not good for the eyes of others.

Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES, have a good one (:

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Written by priya.balraju

February 10, 2008 at 1:00 am

Posted in Fashion, Rant

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