hello stranger.

My brain is in a mess.

chocolate and sex

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After watching one too Sex and the City dvds the past week (i’ve been very bored) I began thinking about the characters on the show and how my girlfriends are kind of like them. Let me elaborate. 

If the chees of c&c namely Jules, Mavis, Ade and I were SATC characters, things will be something like this.

 
From left to right: Charlotte, Carrie, Miranda & Samantha         

JULES = CARRIE

Both writers, a little whiny (ju don’t deny your whinyness… guyyyyyssss blah blah), jules has too many bags and carrie has too many shoes. Commitment phobic, not really animal people, nor children people, messy hair and hobo looking clothes. 

MAVIS = MIRANDA

Fierce faces till friends are in view, animals!, doesn’t really care about the approval of others, says it like she thinks it, smart, nothing cheesy, idealistic or hallmarkish please and I think will end up with a really sweet guy like Steve.

ADELINE = SAMANTHA

Men men men, surrounded but never ruled by them, slutty but in a rather understated kinda mysterious way (ade that is), not really a believer of marriage, or of ripping their vadges to have babies, doggie friends, successful and small tits. 

Which makes me CHARLOTTE. 

Rather fitting actually, probably the most romantic of the bunch, all cheesy roses and sweet little love notes. Easily swept away, flighty, heart over mind, wistful, girly, not very direct and often cares too much about what people think. 

We have amazing gay friends, we are a little offbeat, we hate many kinds of people, we talk about sex anywhere and everywhere, say pussy out loud, swear and love each other pretty much like the girls on SATC. We might not be power suit and stiletto wearing women in ten years, but I’m sure we’ll be as successful and as fabulous, which sounds kind of fun (:

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Written by priya.balraju

February 1, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Posted in Friends, Random

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  1. I AM NOT SLUTTY OK.

    just a bit of a ho’, that’s all.

    Ade

    February 1, 2009 at 5:52 pm

  2. i like miranda. BUT I’M NOT FUCKING HAVING A BABY OR MARRYING A BARTENDER.

    mavis

    February 1, 2009 at 9:51 pm

  3. Dude, I have to admit. It’s kinda true.

    And if all things go according to the show, that means Ade will have to lop off one of her breasts but will be sexing a really hot young guy, I will develop a really large untrustworthy mole on my face (but will find a really hot old man ala George Clooney), Moo will be a CEO of some big company and marry a one-testicled man (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA quite fitting with her weird ass porn, though) and you will … … … HAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU WILL MARRY A BALD SWEATY HAIRY WHITE MAN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AND ADOPT A CHINK KID HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Okay fuck, I don’t mind if it all comes true now. At least you’ll have a variety of colours in your family. LOVE LOVE!

    JULES

    February 2, 2009 at 12:20 am


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