hello stranger.

My brain is in a mess.

Hot nurse

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Scene: 2 nurses talking about their patients.

Hot Nurse 1: and then he came out of his coma

Hot Nurse 2: Muffin, that’s incredible, then what did he say?

1: He said that he had to go and that he’d call me some time. Men, just because they’re conscious, doesn’t mean that they have to be conscientious.

2: Well, at least you brought him back to life. You can feel good about that. My patient wants the opposite.

1: What do you mean?

2: Muffin how do you feel about euthanasia?

1: Well, I’ve never been to Asia, but I think that the youth in America is probably the same. Why? Is your patient Asian?

Scene: Patient talking to nurse

Nurse: Are you sure you want to do this? I mean there are so many reasons to live.

Patient: Like what? My health?

N: Music?

P: I listen to goth.

N: Movies?

P: I watch porn, which only makes me horny and reminds me that I have no one.

N: Children?

P: They throw rocks at me.

P: Put that away, I don’t want any drugs.

N: Then how are we going to do this?

P: I wanna go out the same way I came in.

N: How’s that?

P: Well, I was born by the snatch and I wanna die by the snatch. So come here, sit on my face and take my breath away!

This is the corniest porn clip I have ever come across guys. Its bloody hilarious. If all else fails I think I want to be a porn scriptwriter.

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Written by priya.balraju

March 26, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Posted in Random

8 Responses

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  1. Oooo Noah Kalina. Nice photo choice.

    Can’t wait to watch this porn video. I love love corny dialogue. Almost seriously considered watching it in class. FUCK YOU PEOPLE SITTING BEHIND ME

    davidlang

    March 27, 2009 at 1:59 am

  2. That was well worth the wait. Line delivery is epic

    davidlang

    March 27, 2009 at 2:49 am

    • hahahaha I know right (: Its so epic.

      newromantic

      March 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm

  3. […] friend Priya from Singapore blogged about the dialogue in this porn video and it’s too good not to repost. Whoever wrote this is […]

  4. love porn too! great blog thank x

    hotmandy

    March 27, 2009 at 3:58 am

  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SIT ON MY FACE AND TAKE MY BREATH AWAY! AND FUCK THE FLYING CUNT TOWARDS THE CAMERA WAS DAMN SCARY.

    mavis

    March 29, 2009 at 5:51 pm

  6. If you like this, check out another vid of his I stumbled upon: http://www.redtube.com/16545

    Starts out a little slow, but some good humor before the f**king starts

    noonfly

    March 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    • Thanks for the recommendation! Unfortunately, Singapore blocks Redtube 😦

      newromantic

      March 28, 2010 at 9:29 pm


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