hello stranger.

My brain is in a mess.

We write stories

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Note: Everything that was supposed to be in the blanks is pretty obvious. I just don’t want to get sued.


1. One day Priya went to the market to buy a fat _(race)_ pussy to suck on so that she can get some ketchup. It was an unusual craving for a young cock, looking for some love. In these very hard times of when she longed for someone to fuck her black labia that somehow sticks out of her sexy rambutans. What nice and hairy lumps of shit that comvered the toilet bowl. And bottles of baby fetuses adorned the shelves of her secret dominatrix dungeon that contains some cupcakes. the aroma was so intoxicating that she fell down into a well. Turning into a frog with delicate pink stripes that ran across its clit that hung down like a string of phlegm and kittens. What playful and lovely animals that were living in the pits of hell. Fucking hard in the anus while gently bundling her hair into a smooth braid that’s like the strings of saliva _(name)_ would wear on his head like a proud _(race)_ of the exotic Princess from the east of Singapore. Neat little piles of potpurri engulfed her nude body with streaks of menstruation blood smeared all over the floor.

2. You spin my head right round, right round till the sun was visible on the horizon. But that was such a strange sight Weiming licking my cunt like Ian Thorpe diving through the olympic pool of wine and sweet cum. Little did he know the chicken did not cross the road to get to the hardcore sex shop that only sells butt plugs and freshly ground coffee beans hand-picked from fields of beautiful lilies. Touching his toes was a talented baker who had made his speciality of licking clits like a man who eats oysters all the time. The Texas rattlesnake is a native of a little place in Africa where circumcision is a fun activity, commonly praticed by young teens all over the world. More commonly in India where Slumdog Millionairs was filmed using two cameras made in Ukraine. Teaming lions with yellow furry virgins. It was an unusual sight for Priya to see her father _(name)_ to be fucking in an orgy where little ants will crawl into your shoes. This was stated on a signboard outside the brothel shaped like a big black _(very rude word for a race)_ cock that dangled like a pendulum. Hypnotising people with a snake that looked like soft bamboo shaped like the ear of a chernobyl child.

3. There was a taxi driver with a head shaped like a spiky hedgehog made of wood. In the world of sports, sportsmanship is highly valued, and Borat is a pervert in disguise. All he does is lick his car with enthusiasm of a dog in heat looking for a heavenly lovehold to suck mini pearls like a Sweet Talk boba drink. At midnight, it turned into a puppy with long fur and a limp in his testicle. It was the same effect as 70 yrs of gravity on his eyes, making them as wonky as a body language of a DS child. She prodded the fish and said “You are very pretty”. It replied in a loud song “I’m a little teapot, short and stout, this is my country. This is my friend. This is my future, this will deeply upset the balance of my left and right neh neh. When he looked around, he saw joy in the little butterfly, aye yai yai I’m a little butterfly, green, black and blue like home, truly. Where I know I must be lonely, for I need the space to take neo-prints and live in igloos. Taking the risk of losing his fingernails in a game of poker. Such incredibly high stakes were reaching the skies above, frightening even the most horniest of humans. Nobody could believe that such sweet things could happen in such a sexy way.

We write poems too.

Everyday I wake up feeling pretty,
like wolverine and Hello kitty.
And everything was a little nifty.

I frolick in the violet meadows of grass,
and thy love will lick thou’s cunt really fast,
such lust!

And it all came together in the nick of time,
her two luscious bouncy mountains I’ll climb,
and this shitty poem does really rhyme!

What beautiful music to sing to,
and it was like, totally out of the blue,
I love to hop around Orchard like a roo.

This day, a great ambition was achieved,
loose like a wizard’s sleeve.
Also wanting to brush his teeth.

She approached them saying “You have gold hearts,
and as a slut you must have lots of fucks,
sure get top marks!”

Authors: Weiming, Adeline, Jules, Priya (:

It was hilarious to say the least.


Written by priya.balraju

May 16, 2009 at 2:32 am

Posted in Favourites, Friends, Poetry

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  1. This is by far one of the most astounding things I have ever read. omg. so fucking funny head exploding


    May 18, 2009 at 3:07 pm

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