hello stranger.

My brain is in a mess.

D&GoodgodtheMEN

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Let me present to you the men of D&G as shot by the fucking talented Jak&Jil. A veritable feast of testosterone for the eyes and clamburgers (or dangly bits, whichever you own.)

“I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I know that I’m too cute for my own good, that’s why I walk around with such serious eyebrows. I’m trying to be F-I-E-R-C-E. Feelin’ me bitches? I’m sorry I called you a bitch.”

“Shirts? Teeee shirts? What’s that? I only wear things that are ripped strategically to show of my perfectly toned body and chest that miraculously grows just the right amount of chest hair. Unlike some other unfortunate schmucks who end up looking like gorillas, my chest hair is manly and superfly. Its a fine line babe, and I created it.”

“Not only are we beautiful, we are eco friendly, we ride bicycles.

(Guy on left) And as a man, I am able to wear a pink tee, camo print berms and high socks without looking like a nerd who’s never put his schlong in a female’s vagina. Be jealous boys, be very jealous.”

“I am super. I am super fine. I am super fuckin’ fine. I wanna fuck Priya.” [This one’s mine. I am Priya btw.]

“I’ve got gorgeous hair, don’t I? You bet your ass I do. They used me as inspiration for Twilight, that didn’t go really well when you compare that pansy ass to me and the hot way I smoke. Aaaand the way I’m rockin’  these sunglasses. I have lovely hair, I can do anything.”

Urgh, I have nothing else to say about this one. Just that he’s fuckin’ fine and his jeans are ripped in all the wrong places.

Can someone please take me to Milan. Now.

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Written by priya.balraju

July 6, 2010 at 10:07 pm

Posted in Fashion, Favourites

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  1. i’m horny.

    mavis

    July 7, 2010 at 12:27 am


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