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First of all, this is such a randomly designed poster. Are those power rangers?Holding fans?? Why does the Merlion have flaming eyes? The red is kinda freaky as well.

Second of all, anyone wanna check it out?? Hurrr hurrr, there are Ramly burgers! I wanna see Tanjong Beach Club.

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August 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm

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Prozzie

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This man is a gigolo. Repeat. This man is a gigolo.

Excuse me while I die of laughter.  (via Adechong)

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June 1, 2010 at 10:47 pm

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Scientist

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I was completely bored today, while waiting for some people, so here’s what I did:

1) Go to Urbandictionary.com
2) Typed in a name (I only did it for my gurlfriends & myself cause I’m lazy)
3) Chose my favourite meaning & posted it here,

Jules:

A very large pimple on one’s face and or neck.

Oh no! right before prom and I have a Jules!!!

Mavis: (tie for favourite!)

1. Typically a woman who has several children to several different men, living off of welfare and who resides in a trailer park or similar surroundings.

“The Mavis across the road just had her sixth kid and doesnt know who the father is”

2. an effeminate or overtly gay man or camp queen

person 1 – hey, look over there! that is one over the top gay boy!

person 2 – yeah! a real mavis!

Adeline:

One who is ugly and fat
A person that knowone likes
Was Beaten with the ugly stick as a child
One who constantly has a puss on there face

That Adeline always has a puss on her face cause knowone likes her.

That Adeline is fucking ugly, I think someone beat her with a frigin stick

Priya:

A huge dog that pretends to be a female by walking on it hind legs and wearing a dress, possible manbearpig?

DUDE!! is that thing a bitch or a dog oh shit its priya!

I love people with too much free time and really bad spelling. (:

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February 5, 2010 at 7:24 pm

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Eat my face

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bread1
bread3
bread6

Now, here’s the shocking part. They’re carved out of bread. And the artist is Thai. His parents are bakers. SoSEWPARawesum right?

This vid shows how he does it,

So fierce.

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October 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm

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LOL.

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priya1

because ah chong ah is my homegirl.

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September 18, 2009 at 2:53 pm

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Look at my diaper, isn’t it cute?

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The internet is a beautiful place.

tore my vag

She tore her vag because she slipped off a guy, I want to hear the whole story. HER VAG. How the fuck?

amputees wank

This is soooo twisted. But sooo funny.

This is the best of the lot though. You have to watch it.

“I’m in my diaper and my pink Mickey’s and I want to tell the world that I’m a fag. Yes I’m a fag… I’m just a fag, I’m a sissy fag.” There’s something about a white haired man saying things that I normally hear Weiming say that just makes it so funny.

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August 30, 2009 at 9:53 pm

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To be ponies

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Marketing is not an easy job. You think meeting people all day, smiling, shaking hands, being polite, facing rude assholes and overbearing bitches is easy?? If you think it is then you are wrong. Its not so much about going to school and getting some knowledge when it comes to jobs like these. I mean you need the education, stats is very helpful and its a bitch, but I think the real benefits come from working. I’m learning alot here, its mostly what I expected it to be. No, I didn’t expect an easy internship, if I wanted that I would have just done research.

I’ve spent the last 4 working days running around Sg, damn tiring. So tiring that I’m actually happy to be spending a day in the office, staring at the computer. Feels good to be able to rest my aching legs.

Its back to running tomorrow though. Its going to be like this for the next ?? years of my life, so its good that I like it.

I’m looking forward to my last semester of school (:

Love. P

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July 14, 2009 at 10:12 am

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