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theoneswelove. They’re 80’s kids too (:

Only one thing made me smile more then this website this week. Clouded leopard clubs who look like they’re smiling in their sleep.


Such adorable little things.


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March 29, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Posted in Animals, Favourites, Love

Hot nurse

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Scene: 2 nurses talking about their patients.

Hot Nurse 1: and then he came out of his coma

Hot Nurse 2: Muffin, that’s incredible, then what did he say?

1: He said that he had to go and that he’d call me some time. Men, just because they’re conscious, doesn’t mean that they have to be conscientious.

2: Well, at least you brought him back to life. You can feel good about that. My patient wants the opposite.

1: What do you mean?

2: Muffin how do you feel about euthanasia?

1: Well, I’ve never been to Asia, but I think that the youth in America is probably the same. Why? Is your patient Asian?

Scene: Patient talking to nurse

Nurse: Are you sure you want to do this? I mean there are so many reasons to live.

Patient: Like what? My health?

N: Music?

P: I listen to goth.

N: Movies?

P: I watch porn, which only makes me horny and reminds me that I have no one.

N: Children?

P: They throw rocks at me.

P: Put that away, I don’t want any drugs.

N: Then how are we going to do this?

P: I wanna go out the same way I came in.

N: How’s that?

P: Well, I was born by the snatch and I wanna die by the snatch. So come here, sit on my face and take my breath away!

This is the corniest porn clip I have ever come across guys. Its bloody hilarious. If all else fails I think I want to be a porn scriptwriter.

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March 26, 2009 at 10:26 pm

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Pretty things for the weekend.



I have a huge girl crush on her. What’s there not to like? She doesn’t smile much, wears a lot of black and has got the whole green eyes + black hair combo that I adore. And that hot pink dress is killer.




Adore her fashion photography. Super talented 23 yr old, Jamie Nelson.



Skin clothes make for interesting conversation.




Such a cute little studio apartment. I’ve noticed that I really like white walls in a home, its like a blank canvas that you can make pretty.

That’s all folks! I’m going back to bed now, I’ve practically spent the entire day in it. nights.

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.— John Mason

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March 21, 2009 at 1:21 am

The fantasy five

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Qn: If you had a magic mirror and you could put 5 guys in it, to summon whenever you want (to bang you hard in the head), who would it be?? They can only stay for an hour per time though.

After much thought, adding and subtracting to the list and all, HERE’S MINE  (:

Iker Casillas – 28


Spanish goalkeeper (: I’ve always had a thing for men who play soccer and Iker is so cute. Like sooooo cute. I fell in love with him in 2004, the first time I ever watched The World Cup.

Sendhil Ramamurthy – 35


I thought he was cute in Season 1&2 of Heroes, but he got hot in season 3. Srsly, look at that first picture. mmmmmm. And he’s so cute with glasses lah. Glasses are such a soft spot of mine.

Micheal Ealy – 36


I LOVE HIS EYES. Srsly, they are light blue, which is just amazing. I’ve like him for a long long time, but I just found out his name, after watching him in Beyonce’s Halo video, I want him hovering above me liddat also. Damn hot.

Paul Rudd – 40


Aw, how do u not love that face. I’m sure that no matter how bad my day is, he’ll make me feel better.

Hugh Jackman – 41


And this one. Sigh. He was obviously the first to make it in the list. Because he is SO DAMN HOT. Srsly, he makes me think bad thoughts.

Mind you this list WAS VERY HARD TO PUT TOGETHER. There’s still Edward Norton, Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, blah blah, so so many.  Well, I have my reasons. I’m very happy with these 5 though. Got variety some more (:

COME ON NOW, it’s time for yours!

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March 17, 2009 at 11:41 pm

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Sexy sexy sexy

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uniforms + mud + random titties + very very hot men = some sexy shit (:

I freaking love this photoshoot.


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March 13, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Posted in Fashion, Favourites

A Melody

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You took my love &mixed it with cyanide kisses,
filled with miraculous comebacks &mysterious trysts.
Yet somehow I saw nothing evil, in fact I saw bliss,
the ghastly songs of late night winds were kind.

Call me a masochist, for I love you.
Through your sick, sordid ways of cutting &bleeding.
For pinching the hairs of my back &making them into a knit.
And replacing your skin with that of an ox, thick &hairy.

Punched, you laughed. Tickled, you bit. Hugged, you cried.
An amalgamation of nonsense, yet making perfect sense.
In this universe where space &time are not on our side,
How did you find the ability to bite me when I needed it the most?

Through sickness &in health, till death do us part.
Till one of us kills the other, &ends up jumping into the pyre.
Tick tock, tick tock. Listen to the sounds &kick up a fuss.
For me, for you, forever. Listen to the melodies of my heart &answer.

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March 7, 2009 at 11:57 pm

Posted in Love, Personal, Poetry

My bad habit is you

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Full of love this week (:



1: Vanity fair photo shoot featuring comedians. I LOVE the fact that Paul Rudd is acting as Tom Ford in their spoof of a very famous Vanity Fair cover featuring Keira and Scarlett nekkkid. (: I adore Paul Rudd.

2: The Wolverine trailer makes me wet. I think Hugh Jackman should just be topless in the entire movie, then later he can be bottomless IN MY ROOM. Cause seriously, that man is INSANELY hot.

3: I might just have a new favorite animal website. Zooborns (: SO CUTE.

4: The photography on this website is stellar. Of course it has to be, its by the New York Times. They make me smile.

5: 500 days of Summer. I can’t wait to watch this movie. It looks all warm, fuzzy and ADORABLE. Two of my fav actors are in it, so it should be a ball. They make an incredibly cute couple.

6: ED WESTWICK looking all hot and sexy in Bazaar. mmmmmmmm, I love a guy in a suit.

Yay! Its Friday. That means dinner with C&C. Ivins, here we come!

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March 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Posted in Favourites