theoneswelove

theoneswelove. They’re 80’s kids too (:

Only one thing made me smile more then this website this week. Clouded leopard clubs who look like they’re smiling in their sleep.

Such adorable little things.

Hot nurse

Scene: 2 nurses talking about their patients.

Hot Nurse 1: and then he came out of his coma

Hot Nurse 2: Muffin, that’s incredible, then what did he say?

1: He said that he had to go and that he’d call me some time. Men, just because they’re conscious, doesn’t mean that they have to be conscientious.

2: Well, at least you brought him back to life. You can feel good about that. My patient wants the opposite.

1: What do you mean?

2: Muffin how do you feel about euthanasia?

1: Well, I’ve never been to Asia, but I think that the youth in America is probably the same. Why? Is your patient Asian?

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Scene: Patient talking to nurse

Nurse: Are you sure you want to do this? I mean there are so many reasons to live.

Patient: Like what? My health?

N: Music?

P: I listen to goth.

N: Movies?

P: I watch porn, which only makes me horny and reminds me that I have no one.

N: Children?

P: They throw rocks at me.

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P: Put that away, I don’t want any drugs.

N: Then how are we going to do this?

P: I wanna go out the same way I came in.

N: How’s that?

P: Well, I was born by the snatch and I wanna die by the snatch. So come here, sit on my face and take my breath away!

This is the corniest porn clip I have ever come across guys. Its bloody hilarious. If all else fails I think I want to be a porn scriptwriter.

Halo

Pretty things for the weekend.

I have a huge girl crush on her. What’s there not to like? She doesn’t smile much, wears a lot of black and has got the whole green eyes + black hair combo that I adore. And that hot pink dress is killer.

Adore her fashion photography. Super talented 23 yr old, Jamie Nelson.

Skin clothes make for interesting conversation.

Such a cute little studio apartment. I’ve noticed that I really like white walls in a home, its like a blank canvas that you can make pretty.

That’s all folks! I’m going back to bed now, I’ve practically spent the entire day in it. nights.

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.— John Mason